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wallylock:

slutformisha:

samandriel:

slutformisha:

Do American passports have frikkin eagles or something

Actually yes

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Oh my god. What is with you guys and eagles.

Benjamin Franklin originally wanted to have America’s national bird be a turkey, but it was shot down because Thomas Jefferson said every country would laugh at us

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officersneepsnop:

the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself

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ultimatemk3:

somewhere on tumblr somebody is typing up a thesis on how this is harmful to their identity

ultimatemk3:

somewhere on tumblr somebody is typing up a thesis on how this is harmful to their identity

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foxnewsofficial:

stop being too cool to enjoy things

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peetababy:

I literally have no self control when I’m reading books I’ll skip like 6 paragraphs and read the dialogue and then feel bad and go back and read the paragraphs it’s a vicious cycle

For once this is like one of those ‘genuine relateable’ posts that I am shocked by like I 100% did not know this was a thing people did, a thing 118,000 people did.

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fuckyeahsexanddrugs:

this is literally what happens when a young adult starts working full time

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amenparis:

If you close your eyes right before Mrs. George’s new boobs hit, your brain will think that you have died. Some people find calmness in this.

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